MEET THE TEAM
WHO: JOEL
ROLE: CURATOR
HOW LONG: 2 YEARS
WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH: FRANK ABAGNALE (Confidence Trickster – Film ‘Catch Me If You Can’ is based on his life.)
MOST LIKELY TO BE LOCKED UP FOR: GENOCIDE OF WASPS
WOULD SEND COLD CALLERS, ANYONE WHO LEAVES DOG POO and SLOW BAR STAFF TO THE CHAIR!
WHO: EMMA
ROLE: ASSISTANT CURATOR
HOW LONG: 2 YEARS
WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH: JACCO MACACCO
MOST LIKELY TO BE LOCKED UP FOR: A WELL ORGANISED CRIME!
WOULD SEND ANYONE WHO HURT MY FAMILY TO THE CHAIR!
WHO: LIAM
ROLE: MUSEUM ASSISTANT
HOW LONG: 2 YEARS
WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH: ED KEMPER
MOST LIKELY TO BE LOCKED UP FOR: BANK ROBBERY – TOO LAZY FOR THE GETAWAY!
WOULD SEND JOEL TO THE CHAIR!
WHO: REBECCA
ROLE: MUSEUM ASSISTANT
HOW LONG: 9 MONTHS
WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH: ALBERT PIERREPOINT (DISTANT FAMILY MEMBER)
MOST LIKELY TO BE LOCKED UP FOR: SLEEPING TOO LONG!
WOULD SEND MY DAD (ONLY WHEN HE’S BEING ANNOYING THOUGH) TO THE CHAIR!